“Who are the ‘nice’ guys? We’re the ones in the friend zone. We listen to you bitch about that slut at work that slept with your boss, we listen to you pine over men who aren’t us. We offer to come take you out when you’ve had a bad day, we buy you things “just because” and we seem to like it. We’re the guys that care, ladies. We’re so far in the Friend Zone we own property here, but that’s only because YOU put us here”
Bwahahahahah…sigh.